March 12



<dunc> can you picture a drunk shattner in the kirk uniform stumbling around the soundstage recording this?

<K`shandra> do I have to, Duncan?

<Duluoz> I can... that's the scary part....

<Duluoz> kind of a paunchy, middle-aged shatner, chugging a bottle of wild turkey....



* K`shandra isn't sure anything could stop her at the moment.

<DocNFurtr> Sure there is, Kiri.. try standing *up*.



<dunc> kiri, eleri, you two having fun?

<K`shandra> Duncan - I only wish she and I were...erm...that is to say.... ;-)

* K`shandra leans over and kisses Eleri thoroughly.

* Eleri wonders how her cheeks got so pink

<dunc> blame it on the booze.

<Eleri> *giggle*  Only cause I'm so shy

<K`shandra> El - We have *got* to work on our mutual shyness next time we see each other....

<Eleri> yuppers

* DocNFurtr considers that equation. Kiri and shyness. Er....



* K`shandra walks over and starts banging her head against the wall. "You HAD to tell me that."

* Eleri hands Kiri a pollow

<K`shandra> El, honey, if you're gonna give me something soft to rest my head against, I can think of several better targets.



<PottsCE> Wow, I found a site which will not only take my current credit card, they'll even help me to get a new one!

<PottsCE> What a great site

* PottsCE rolls his eyes

<Duluoz> all it takes is your immortal soul....

<DocNFurtr> a blood sample

<DocNFurtr> pap smear

<DocNFurtr> first born male child

<Duluoz> and a six-pack



March 13 



<Liquor> Doc: Never try aversion therapy on a masochist. Unfortunately, I'm not really a masochist.



<K`shandra> Laz - I only seem to get nervous about being nekkid in front of new (or potential) lovers.  Anybody else is just gonna have to deal with my pasty white ass. ;-)

<DocWebstr> And a damned fine one it is, too. *sigh* :)

<Lazarus_> K: Uh-huh.  Well, I guess if we ever meet, I'll just have to cope. :-)

<K`shandra> Doc - You canNOT be talking about my body.  I *know* what I look like in the altogether.  It's a hell of a lot of all to be together. ;-)



<Lazarus_> Let's get ready to Rumbaaaaaaaaa.....!!!!

<DocWebstr> Laz - Why? I'm not angry with anyone! *badumpCHING*



* K`shandra looks around to see who else is smoochless at the moment....

* DocWebstr waves his.. hand.

<K`shandra> (Oh, is that what they're calling them these days?)

<Lazarus_> Careful!  You don't know where that hand's been!

<K`shandra> Laz - Actually, I do....

<Lazarus_> Kiri: Oh, I'm sorry for you... <G>

<K`shandra> Laz - You have no reason to be. ;-9

<Lazarus_> Kiri: Ah.  Then I take it back. :-)



<ilanna> good tuba is pretty good Potts..but it has to be played well ...i mean flight of the bumble bee on tuba is REALLY impressive <GriN>



*** PottsCE changes topic to 'Radio Free Callahans at pnm://sean.ntr.net/live/theraven.ra  (Oktoberfest Marzen Amber gets a thumb and a half up from Potts)'

* Lazarus_ declines to ask where those thumbs are up...

<K`shandra> *snark*

* PottsCE smirks

<Duluoz> "turn your head and cough..."



* ilanna did a paper and oral report on david bowie

<K`shandra> Ya know, when I think of Bowie and "oral" in the same sentence, I go somewhere COMPLETELY different....

<DocWebstr> WOtta surprise. ;)

<M`jit> K'shandra: I'd like to find Bowie in my bed sometime, too.

<PottsCE> Personally, Id rather not find him in mine

<PottsCE> Unless he was with my wif....err...wait a second

<PottsCE> I'd just rather not find him in my bed



* K`shandra begins to doubt the accuracy of her "Married, Not Dead" button.

* Lazarus_ can verify that Kiri is not dead, at least not quite.

<Lazarus_> After all, corpses don't discuss their sex lives...

<K`shandra> Laz - Corpses don't have sex lives to discuss, do they?



*** PottsCE changes topic to 'Radio Free Callahans at pnm://sean.ntr.net/live/theraven.ra  (Potts just realized that Oktoberfest Marzen is Brewed in California and takes a thumb away from it'

*** K`shandra changes topic to 'Radio Free Callahans at pnm://sean.ntr.net/live/theraven.ra  (No California bashing allowed in-channel)'

<PottsCE> K'shandra...I wasn't bashing California

<PottsCE> I was bashing the beer

<PottsCE> If I were going to bash California..I'd be much more creative about it :)



<DocWebstr> About twenty more minutes worth of stuff and I'm headin' for the hills.

* DocWebstr waits for people to go there.

<K`shandra> Doc - But I'm not lying down....

* ilanna wonders (and prepares to duck) that if kiri lay down and shook here in channel, would the hills be alive with the sounds of music?



<Beki> call me stressed and over loaded

<K`shandra> How 'bout I just call you a cab? ;-)



* K`shandra crawls under a table, leaving behind a sign which reads "this sign, and this conversation, are both over my head."



March 14



* K`shandra may have to disappear abruptly - the Sniper is debating checking his mail, etc., once more before he goes to bed.

* AllenS waves to The Sniper

<K`shandra> The Sniper is waving back...but I don't dare say what with....

* AllenS will refrain from answering that <g>

<DocWebstr> Sniper - Quit that! You'll get hairy palms!

<K`shandra> Doc - "Too late!"



* LizziBabe develops a desire for a sweetie, and runs to get some ice cream

* KiriBGone has a desire for a sweetie, but....

<KiriBGone> No.

<KiriBGone> Not goin there.

* LizziBabe returns with Edy's ice cream

* LizziBabe looks at kiri: you want some?

<LizziBabe> <innocent smile>

<DocWebstr> Won't Edy be mad?

<LizziBabe> nah.  she likes me and will give me anything i want



March 15



<DocWebstr> THANK you for the KISS, Laz. :) 

<DocWebstr> Er... let me rephrase that. ;)



<Liquor> Then again, sometimes when I snore, my wife prefers separate rooms - or separate houses.



<DocWebstr> Potts - You are not a little person, I'd wager. *grin*

<DocWebstr> Er.. maybe I'd better rephrase that. ;)



<Lazarus> Duluoz: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

<Duluoz> Laz: Yeah, but where are we going to get all of that jello at this hour?



* Liquor thinks that good revenge often consists merely of suggestions and smiles...



<AgntEvans> Damndest thing... the kids are developing a strange paleness, almost to the point of jaundice.

<AgtJessup> (Well, if they were all watching the evening news, it'd be obvious.  Yellow journalism fever.)



<PottsCE> Fuck my computer

<ilanna> no thanks..i got my own potts <GirN>



<R*> i prefer 5 am nights

<DocWebstr> I prefer all night long. *ahem*

<Beki> doc if you can keep it up all night long i am staying at your house



* K`shandra thrashes around the channel, hair flying in all directions.

* Lazarus moshes with Kiri

<K`shandra> Laz - That could be dangerous.  I'm not wearing a bra. ;-)



* R* growls at the people in the computer lab

* K`shandra crawls out through R*'s monitor and growls with her.

<R*> kiri: if you crawled out my monitor then there would be issues



* K`shandra buckles up for the ride.

* Lazarus punches Kiri's E-ticket

* Duluoz returns his tray to the upright position

* Lazarus returns his stewardess to the upright position.

<Duluoz> can I get another packet of peanuts?

<K`shandra> 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

* Lazarus peanuts Duluoz

<K`shandra> There.

<Lazarus> (He DID ask for it...)

* Duluoz grins

<Duluoz> but they weren't honey-roasted......

* Lazarus roasts Duluoz

<Duluoz> who are you? Henny Youngman?

<K`shandra> Dean Martin, maybe.



<Lazarus> Doc: Got any SNZ?

<DocWebstr> Laz - I cleared it up with penicillin.



<Lazarus> Some people have no life.  Java scripters and IRC participants, etc. for example. :-)



* K`shandra yawns fit to dislocate her jaw. Maybe she won't stay up.

* ilanna smiles at kiri....and hands her a hot toddy

* DocWebstr smiles at kiri....and hands her a hot teddy

* Lazarus watches Kiri with the hot teddy

* R* snatches the hot teddy

* R* puts on the hot teddy in the folx room

* R* comes out in the hot teddy

* Lazarus boggles at Rik in the hot teddy



<AllenS> just remember, Chinese people are immune to turning into certain kinds of undead if traveling in pairs..because two Wongs don' t make a Wight...



(regarding duncan's absence)

<K`shandra> Doc - You're gonna have a long wait...he's in class till 9:30 local tonight. ;-)

<DocNFurtr> Ah, yes. His "Act Like Peter Lorre On Acid And Boink Your Sister" class.

<Duluoz> does that have a lab section?



* K`shandra throws herself into the music, dancing with abandon....

*** Lazarus_ is now known as abandon

* abandon dances with Kiri



March 17



<Lazarus_> Done properly, having done a tango, the dancers should get a blood test.  Or at least a room. ;-)



March 18



<DocWebstr> So, Kiri, am I flipping my beanie or what? *sigh* :)

<K`shandra> Sweetie, you're no crazier than when I first met you.



<K`shandra> Time for me to fall over....

* DocWebstr shoves Kiri over. That's me, Mr. Helpful. ;)

* K`shandra falls right out of the channel.



March 19



* K`shandra is up for damned near anything....

<K`shandra> (what - nobody went there?  I'm disappointed in you all.)

<bunyip> You didn't give us enough time to go anywhere with that

<bunyip> Kiri, anything? *eyebrow waggle*

<Lazarus_> Kiri's only up because I'm lifting her.  Look ma, no hands! ;-)



<K`shandra> (Yes, my system sucks.)

<bunyip> kiri, your system matches you? ;)



* DocWebstr swears indignantly. Where's that damn tape?

<Lazarus_> Search me...

* K`shandra opts for a full body cavity search. *leer*

<Lazarus_> NO!!!!   I mean, I don't have it!

<AllenS> LOL

<Lazarus_> Oh, if Kiri's doing the searching, then okay. ;-)



<dunc> ok...  so now i'm three seconds from doc, 36 seconds from kiri.  and i'll whine to sprintnet over a half second ping...

<DocWebstr> Kiri - Quit stressing, babe. :) That's not all that bad.

<dunc> i mean how much typing can i really do in 24 seconds?

<K`shandra> That depends - how many hands do you plan on using, Duncan? ;-9

<DocWebstr> Hands? ;)



<DocNFurtr> Kiri - What charming underclothes you have.

<K`shandra> Doc - What underclothes? ;-9



* K`shandra swings up on stage and twirls, hair gleaming in the lowered lights of the room....

* Lazarus_ uses Kiri for a flashlight

<K`shandra> Laz, you have NO idea.

<Lazarus_> Kiri: I have all kinds of ideas.  Most of them would get me slapped, so I've learned to keep quiet.

<K`shandra> Laz - Try me. *vbeg*

<K`shandra> With Siouxsie playing, damned near anything is possible....

* Lazarus_ tries Kiri. Excellent! Doesn't even need salt!



<Eddie^> Hey how old r u?

<DocNFurtr> Eddie, Eddie... does this look like a pick up joint to you? (pause) Don't answer that. ;)

<K`shandra> a/s/l?  Old enough to know better, not nearly enough of it, and in my living room. ;-)



* socorro proceeds to salsa all over the room

* Lazarus_ hides under the tortilla chips

<K`shandra> Laz - I'd tell you that's a good way to get eaten, but....



<dunc> so i offered maxxie a blonde.  he snuggled the blonde.

<dunc> i offered maxxie a brunette.  he snuggled the brunette.

<dunc> i offered maxxie a redhead.  he snuggled the redhead.

* K`shandra looks at dunc, wondering where this is going....

<dunc> i offered maxxie a transvestite.  he ate the transvestite.

<DocNFurtr> WOO!

<DocNFurtr> First time pussy ever ate Frank!



<DocNFurtr> Well, it is short. The SONG, you perverts!

<dunc> "how long is it?  that's a rather personal question, squire..."

* K`shandra has to wonder about anyone who actually finds himself with a hard-on, a ruler, and nothing better to do, anyway.



<socorro> ahh. well i'm on the nj server. 

<DocWebstr> 'Bout time someone found something newark was useful for. ;)



March 20



<Lazarus> Guess I'll stick for a few; dog decided she needed to go out NOW>

<LizziBabe> heh

<LizziBabe> *must* *go* NOW!

<Lazarus> Yah.  Dogs look funny with legs crossed...



<ilanna> will do...i may need to reboot folks..my puter is acting all sorts of funny

<K`shandra> ilanna - you have a vaudevillian computer?



(KiriBSick....)

<K`shandra> 100.5 - which it's been at since i got up.  but i'm starting to sweat, which i guess is a good sign.

<DocWebstr> Yes it is, actually.

<LizziB> sweating is good

<K`shandra> lizzi - i'm not gonna go there. ;-)

<DocWebstr> Yep. Sweating is good. Yep. Yep.

* DocWebstr already went there, and has set up *housekeeping*.

<LizziB> been there, done that, and *ate* the t-shirt

<K`shandra> lizzi - that's one way to get your fiber. ;-)

<DocWebstr> Not to mention your protein.



<DocWebstr> Can *you* say "omen", boys and girls?

<LizziB> omen

<LizziB> omen

<LizziB> omen

<LizziB> i kin READ!

<DocWebstr> Smart arse. ;)

<LizziB> can i have my lollipop, now?

* K`shandra looks at LizziB, opens her mouth...and closes it again with an audible SNAP.

<K`shandra> No.

<K`shandra> Just not.

<DocWebstr> *CLAMP HAND OVER MOUTH*

<LizziB> and a pretty one, too

* LizziB GIGGLES!

* K`shandra grins and ^5's Doc.

<LizziB> heehee!  go for it!

<LizziB> i wannit!

<LizziB> gimme!

<LizziB> hit me with yer best shot!

<LizziB> go there.  c'mon, i *dare* ya

<K`shandra> Doc - Shall I leave you two alone, then? *vbeg*



March 21



* K`shandra drops a pin....

<K`shandra> THUNK

* K`shandra needs to stop hanging out in bowling alleys.



* Rose- carefully nibles frozen chocolate frosting off of a girl scout cookie

<Rose-> nibbles, too. it's hard to type with a cookie in one hand *)

* Lazarus carefully nibbles frozen chocolate frosting off of a girl scout.

* K`shandra runs through all of her "typing one-handed" jokes and decides to forego it tonight.



<socorro> ok who killed the conversation?

* K`shandra hides the smoking gun.



March 22



<DocWebstr> Be still my beating heart. ;)

* ilanna giggles i thought you were a vampire..didn't think they HAD heart beats

<DocWebstr> Oh, yeah. ;)

<K`shandra> Count Docula? ;-)



* DocWebstr gives Kiri the Grandma Sutherland Look O' Doom. ;)

* K`shandra pulls her glasses down to the end of her nose and Looks at DocWebstr.

<DocWebstr> Kiri? Dear heart?

<K`shandra> Yes, Clay my beloved?

<DocWebstr> Make like a turkey - get stuffed. *grin*

<K`shandra> Doc - Damnitall, I'm TRYING!

<K`shandra> (did I just say that in open?)

* Lazarus DOES NOT go there!



<Lazarus> Ya know, flattery will get you everywhere!

<socorro> wasn't thinking of getting anywhere :)

<Lazarus> Well, save it up, you never know when you'll need to get somewhere... :-)



March 23



(upon Laz dedicating "Good Vibrations" to me - and I *will* get him for that one of these days....)

<Eddie^> Kiri is Hot

* K`shandra turns multiple shades of crimson...

* AllenSh asks Kiri if she wants him to turn on the air conditioning :)

<K`shandra> Allen - You just want to see me with my nipples hard.

<Lazarus> Kiri: Just Allen?

* AllenSh is now the one who is blushing :)

<Eddie^> Laz be nice to the lady

* K`shandra looks around but doesn't see a lady.

<Eddie^> although I would like to see 2

<Eddie^> come on Kiri u are 

* Lazarus will be nice to Kiri.

<K`shandra> ( * )( * ) There.

<AllenSh> damn..new shoes too.



* Callahan reaches out and pulls a quarter from behind Kshandra's ear.

<K`shandra> Mike, can I have that?

<Callahan> I don't know, Kshandra. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... [ My Sources Say "No" ]



<socorro> you're wonderful, did you know that?

<Lazarus> It's been said on occasion, but I always dismissed it as rumor and hearsay...

<socorro> modest too.

<Lazarus> :-)

<Lazarus> Must be falling out of character.



March 24



* K`shandra bats innocent eyelashes at DocWebstr.

<DocWebstr> *snort* You better return those eyelashes to whoever owns them. ;)



<K`shandra> Oh, I've been in touch with my inner bitch for weeks now.  It ain't just you, Allen.

* K`shandra gives you all round-trip tickets to Go There.

* Lazarus volunteers to touch Kiri's inner bitch.

<K`shandra> w00h00!

* K`shandra hands Laz a pair of latex gloves and an economy-sized tube of K-Y.



* K`shandra poses for animal crackers.

<K`shandra> (Or am I posing for the animals, who have gone crackers?)



<AllenS> Susan wants me to get her some money, so unfortunately, I will have to sell my body. My arm will be available on Ebay later tonight



<DocWebstr> You just missed the cleavage show, Kiri. ;)

<K`shandra> Doc - my LIFE is a cleavage show.



March 25



(Confucius is testing the bot....)

<K`shandra> Now, what does Mike tell us if nobody's doing anything?

<Beki> get out your blue vibrator? i dunno



* K`shandra looks at the clock....

* PottsCE looks at K'shandra's clock

<PottsCE> Why doesn't Mickey have any clothes on?

<Lazarus> Shhhh.  It's her biological clock, and it's ticking...

<DocWebstr> Potts - *whisper* Running backwards, knowing her. *whisper* 

* DocWebstr runs for cover....

<PottsCE> And that's not his hand pointing either



<PottsCE> Found out that a Tuba Player made as much as I did when I was sleeping in a cold foxhole and he was sleeping with my gal ;)

<Lazarus> Potts: Maybe it was because he had a bigger instrument?



March 26



* Lydia- looks at kiri

* Lydia- sniffles

* K`shandra sweeps Lydia- up into her arms and kisses her madly.

* Lydia- flounders from the kiss

<Lydia-> wow, and all i wanted was ops!



(More debugging of MikeCode....)

<Lazarus> That did NOT happen earlier.  Kiri and I tried everything we could think of.

<K`shandra> Absolutely everything.

* Lazarus nods. Yeah, what she said!

<K`shandra> ...we tried a few things we couldn't think of, too, didn't we? *laugh*



<DocWebstr> Okay. I need to make a phone call...back in a tic...

<Confuc`us> Why would Doc return in a tic? They're blood sucking insects

<Confuc`us> And they're tiny, he'd never fit



* Callahan moves around the Place wiping down tables and straightening chairs.

* K`shandra follows Mike around messing all the chairs up. ;-)



* Lazarus has been in the mood to swing all evening...

* K`shandra looks at Laz, opens her mouth...and closes it again with an audible SNAP.



<DocWebstr> Oh - question.... Kiri/Duncan - can you guys be here tomorrow night if we go again?

<K`shandra> Doc - Do I have anything else to do with my life?



* K`shandra may only look like she's here....

<Crossfire> That's ok, Kiri.  We left a while back.



<Lazarus> That's New York City for ya.  Never sleeps.

<DocWebstr> Laz - Would YOU sleep in New York City without a small arsenal tucked in with you? *grin* TEASING! :)

<Lazarus> DocW: No!  When I was in NYC, I slept on an aircraft carrier!



<DocWebstr> Plug in and say when, folks.

<Lazarus> Next Tuesday



<Crossfire> This definitely rates about a 9.5 on my gee-whiz-o-meter.



<DJKillj0y> "Tickle your ass with a feather?"  WHAT!?  "I *said* particularly nasty weather."



<FrnkNFrtr> Thank GOD for the techies....

<Magenta> Frank - they'd *never* believe you said that.

<FrnkNFrtr> Ah, techies are life savers...

<Magenta> (round with a hole in the middle?)



<Lazarus__> FUCK CHICAGO!!

<Magenta> That'll take too long.

<Confuc`us> laz: Well maybe not the whole city.. but I have met some nice possibilities



<Crossfire> "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, And At Least One Teletubbie Is From The Village"



<dunc> yeah, man, they started throwing rules at the zenroom folk too.  if playing trixie, must wear panties...  



March 27



<DocWebstr> I'm going to (a) reboot and reconnect, (b) start a CD in it's entirety while I go take a shower, and then (c) paint myself purple and call myself Gretchen.



<DocWebstr> It's a Rocky night, and anyone wanna take three guesses what I'm having for dinner? :)

<Lazarus> Salmon Pate'?

<K`shandra> Apart from the booze? ;-)

<DocWebstr> Why, HAM, of course. :)

<K`shandra> (what, no meatloaf?)



* Beki pouts and otherwise tries to get a lot of sympathy :)



* LizziBabe shrugs. me granda was in army, dad was in navy *and* army, brother was in navy, and dated 2 sailor boys. I can "sir" anybody i damn well want to

<Sarge-> Your brother dated two sailor boys?



<Lydia-> okay, what does "one session of sex" involve?

<Sarge-> Lydia: Context.  I need context.  

<Lydia-> i mean is one session of intercourse that?

<Lydia-> or is it the whole time that you've been fooling around with each other?

<K`shandra> Lydia- - hrm.  From the first button undone till the first trip to the bathroom afterwards, if you ask me.

* Lydia- smiles

<Lydia-> good 

* Lydia- goes back under the chair.

<Sarge-> Well.  I'm glad we cleared that up.  If you have any more such questions, Lydia, don't hesitate to ask.

<K`shandra> intercourse is sex, but sex doesn't necessarily have to be intercourse.  If it does, I've been wasting my time the last few nights in IRC....

<dunc-work> lyd:  from first genital penetration to last, without loss of mood.

<K`shandra> d - you're assuming heterosexual intercourse with that statement.

<dunc-work> k - notice i didn't specify genital-genital. :)

<K`shandra> d - blow me.  (oh, wait - that's what we're talking about, isn't it?)



March 27



<DocWebstr> The volume control is YOUR friend... *sigh*

* dunc-work controls his volume to within a cubic foot...



March 28



<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have!

<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?



* LizziBabe starts mumbling about Shag Pile Carpets! Who thought up Shag Pile Carpets? what's next? Bonking rugs? Fornicating placemats? I WANT TO KNOW



<DocWebstr> socorro - This night has had more ups and down than a porn film on fast play....

<K`shandra> Doc - or a merry-go-round on meth. ;-)



March 29



* K`shandra cranks the tunes and shuts off her brain for the night.

* Beki puts kiri's brain in a jar  under the bed

* Lazarus looks at the jar. Why does it say Abby Normal?



* ilanna grins..you know..i auditioned this evening for a play called "Heaving bosoms hairy chests"

<Lazarus> ilanna: For which part? <G>



March 30



* K`shandra listens to the rain falling on the window, and afk's to make tea.

<K`shandra> (I'm *so* tragic sometimes.... *snort*)



April Fool's Day



<AuroraG> no. it seems to have stopped for the nonce

* Lazarus wonders if it'll start again once the nonce goes away?

<Lazarus> Where'd ya get a nonce, anyway?

<AuroraG> huntin a wabbit, and I missed



* AuroraG is still trying to figure out what to do with four days off

<K`shandra> Eat.  Sleep.  Screw.

<K`shandra> ('s what I'd do.)

<Lazarus> Kiri: In that order?

<K`shandra> Laz - I'd try multiple combinations of the above, to see which I preferred.

<AuroraG> two of those combine nicely

<Lazarus> Kiri: Ah, sound method!



<socorro> kickass!!!!

* Lazarus guards his ass

<socorro> damn, and i was checking it out too, laz....

<DocNFurtr> I heard tell of asses in here. *chuckle*

<Lazarus> Not if yer gonna kick it!

<AuroraG> how long can you check an ass out for? are there overdue fines?



* Lazarus shows socorro his ass, briefly.

<AuroraG> or is it boxerly?

<Lazarus> Briefly. :-)  

<AuroraG> couldn't really see you as a boxers type of guy

* K`shandra chuckles.... "Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, Lily's are white - what color are *your* underwear?"

<Lazarus> Kiri: Come and find out!

<K`shandra> *laugh*

* DocWebstr peanuts K`shandra

<K`shandra> You sure you got those in the right order, Laz? ;-)

<ilanna> green!

* K`shandra notes, wickedly, that she can't answer her own question....

<Lazarus> Kiri: Not necessarily...

<Lazarus> Gee, and why not, Kiri?  (He asked, innocently...)

<K`shandra> Innocent?  *snort* yeahrightsure.

<socorro> virgin white, kiri. all cotton too, ok?

* ilanna resembles that remark socorro <GriN>

<K`shandra> socorro - aw.  How sweet.

<Lazarus> VIRGIN!

<Lazarus> (That oughtta get Doc's attention...)

<AuroraG> is that like virgin wool, only not as scratchy?

<socorro> oh shut up >:(

<Lazarus> Virgin Wool?  /me looks for the sheep



April 2



<PottsCE> You know...I think I've finally made up my mind...

<PottsCE> My favorite fruit is chicken

<M`jit> chicken is a fruit?

<M`jit> I thought we said homosexuals around here, not fruit.

<M`jit> and who's chicken?

<PottsCE> Food groups sweetheart

<PottsCE> I've determined chicken must be a fruit.

<PottsCE> It's too good to be meat...

<PottsCE> And it's not good for you like vegetables (And chicken tastes good)

<PottsCE> You don't add yeast to it..

<PottsCE> Therefore, by process of elimination...Chicken must be a fruit

<M`jit> Potts: chicken is meat.  it moved faster and farther that an apple while it was on the farm, being raised.  It had to be drained prior to packaging.



* PottsCE is liking M'jit more and more as the night goes on

<K`shandra> Potts - then you must have REALLY high standards.  She was cute before you started drinking....



April 3



<K`shandra> Ghod, I hope this headache goes away....

<DocWebstr> Isn't he asleep yet? *badumpCHING*



April 4



<Lazarus> Know a better way to make a woman convulse helplessly in pleasure?

<AllenS> no, not really...except maybe lots of chocolate :)



* cygnet thinks . o O [ If you've been having oral sex for a long time, is that an oral history? ]



<Lazarus> Ooooh!  /me grabs Kiri and slow dances

* K`shandra melts in Laz's arms....

<Lazarus> Ewwww!  /me tries to wash off melted Kiri... <G>



April 5



<DocWebstr> Back in a bit, folks. Need to reboot, reconnect, talk off all my clothes, paint myself purple, dance naked on top of a harpsichord,... sing... wait... what are you doing? Get away from me with that jacket... HELP!

<DocWebstr> We are pleased to report Mr. Evans is resting comfortably at the Happy Hill Home For The Reality Challenged. Thank you.



* K`shandra leans over Laz's chair and grins. "Go on. I dare ya."

<Lazarus> Um, Kiri?  Nice cleavage... ;-)

<K`shandra> Thanks.  I grew it myself.

<Lazarus> I bet.

<Beki> but kiri mine are bigger!

<Lazarus> But Beki, you're not leaning over my chair... :-)

<Beki> laz and they are still hanging over your head scary isn't it

<Lazarus> Heh.

<Beki> :)

<Lazarus> Couldn't see, Kiri's in the way. ;-)

<Beki> honey look above kiri's head :)

<Lazarus> Beki: Ummm...  I'm a little distracted...:-9

<Beki> laz you have such a dirty mind :)

* Beki prepares to take copious notes

<Lazarus> Beki: Yes I do. :-)

<Beki> laz  :P

<K`shandra> And that's what turns me on about him. ;-9

<Beki> ohhhhh :)

<Lazarus> Kiri knows!  We shared a brain the other night.  

<K`shandra> For about the thirty-seventh time in the last week.

<Beki> did you get out the cobweb sweeper?

<Beki> or did you get the silly string to make more

<Lazarus> Beki prepares to take copulating notes?

<Beki> laz that too :)

<Lazarus> Oh, it's plenty filthy in there...

* Beki needs to know what to do when she isn't sweet innocent and pure

<Lazarus> Beki: When is that?

<Beki> laz i'll get back to you on that :)



April 6



* K`shandra floats around the channel for a bit.

* Lazarus ties a string to Kiri and flies her around the channel

* Lazarus observes that portions of Kiri are nicely inflated. ;-)



<Callahan> For our chocolate specialty, we have a bouquet of chocolate covered roses.

* DocWebstr thinks about Rose covered in chocolate and nearly has a coronary.

* K`shandra joins Doc in that arrest.

* Liquor tries to imagine more than one chocolate covered rose, and his mind bungles......



<AllenS> now there's an image...<g> (looking at a pic)

<Confucius> Allen: What pic? <G>

<AllenS> Confucius: a rather attractive woman wearing a cammo jacket and very little else :)

<AllenS> yum is all I can say :)

<AllenS> that and I'm glad Susan ain't here :)

<PottsCE> Where's this pic at Allen? :)

<AllenS> would you like me to DCC it to you, Potts?

<PottsCE> Sure, why not

<PottsCE> So is this a pic of someone from rf-c Allen?

<AllenS> No

<AllenS> I just liked the pic

<PottsCE> Ahh, too bad...i thought this might be a pic of K'shandra ;)

<PottsCE> I was going to start being REALLY REALLY nice to her ;)

* K`shandra pulls her glasses down to the end of her nose and Looks at PottsCE

* PottsCE grins

<K`shandra> Gary, I am the sexiest goddamned woman you could ever hope to meet.  Whether I weigh five pounds or five hundred.  And I'm taken - twice over - so nyah. *laugh*

<PottsCE> Twice over what?

<AllenS> twice over easy, with hash browns <g>

* DocWebstr applauds Allen

<PottsCE> Just like butter on toast...easy to spread?

* PottsCE runs and hides behind Doc

* AllenS moves far away from PottsCE out of the kill zone

<K`shandra> *lol* The Sniper's reply:  "over the couch...over the kitchen table...."

<K`shandra> Pottsie, hon, I'm marmalade - very much an acquired taste.  And not available in all stores. ;-)

<Lazarus> Kiri: Taken?  Twice?  Only Twice?

<K`shandra> Laz - Only twice...today. ;-)

<Lazarus> Kiri: Note I am not arguing in the slightest with the first part of your statement. :-)

<Lazarus> Kiri: Oh, today. :-)

<K`shandra> Laz - So noted, and thank you.  *smooch*

* Lazarus snorts at Sniper's response



<K`shandra> Doc - The Sniper is staring over here.  "What the hell is he playing?"

<DocWebstr> Sniper - "Music To Sell Amway By" ;)



<Lazarus> Okay, so now we have to amuse ourselves with witty conversation...

<K`shandra> I'm always amusing! ;-)

<Lazarus> Kiri: Ayup, but I can't seem to remember the conversation...

<Lazarus> Shall we skip the bullshit and make the topic something to do with sex?

* Lydia- whistles

* Duluoz grins

<Lazarus> I'm sorry, did I say that (out loud?)

<Duluoz> say what out loud?

<K`shandra> Laz - No you're not.

<Lazarus> Uh, nothing!

<Lazarus> Not?  Sorry?  No, I guess not.

*** arson changes topic to '<Lazarus> Shall we skip the bs and make the topic something to do with sex?'

<Lazarus> Great, might as well hold up a big neon sign, saying HNG's WANTED HERE!

*** arson changes topic to '<Lazarus> Shall we skip the bs and make the topic something to do with sex? - HNG's need not apply'

<Lazarus> That's better.

<Trinker> hey, a/s/l ?

<Trinker> ;)

<K`shandra> old enough to know better/not nearly enough/in front of my computer

<arson> old enough to know better/yes, thank you/right here

<Lazarus> Uh. I'm The Senior./As often as possible./Right here.

* K`shandra ^5's arson

* Duluoz parsed HNG as horny number generator.... "I need a vacation" :)

* arson hands Duluoz a freshly dirtied mind

<arson> Kiri: I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care :)

* Duluoz would hate to waste a dirty mind....

<Duluoz> but wouldn't mind wasting a dirty mime...

* arson whips out his 9mm and blows away the mime on the corner

<Lazarus> A mime is a terrible thing to waste!



<K`shandra> Mike, fortune

* Callahan gives Kshandra a fortune cookie, which when opened reads... "Accept the next proposition you hear."

<K`shandra> I plan on it. ;-)

<Confucius> k: Want to buy some Florida swamp land?

<K`shandra> No. ;-)  (That wasn't a proposition, that was a question.)

<Confucius> k: I want you to buy some of my Florida swamp land

<K`shandra> That's nice. ;-)

<K`shandra> (That was a statement.)



April 7



<K`shandra> Let's not go there....

<DocWebstr> Kiri, darlin', I've not only gone there, I've set up housekeeping and changed me address! *laugh*



* Lazarus_ blows DocWebstr... a kiss.

<K`shandra> Laz - You're stealing my macros again!

<Lazarus_> Kiri: Nope. I handcrafted that kiss. :-)

<K`shandra> I thought you used your lips for kissing?

<Beki> kiri its not polite to ask folks about their kinks :)

* Lazarus_ tries a kiss on Kiri, using his lips. :-* Yup! Yer right.

<Beki> well.. unless your going to play with them :)

* K`shandra finds it difficult to kiss him back while she's smiling like this, but manages somehow.



<Lazarus_> Spit.  Dirty drawers!  Garbage!  

<K`shandra> *blink?*

<Lazarus_> Fucking Win98.

<K`shandra> Your OS is fucking and didn't invite you?  That's rude....



<DocWebstr> Yey, hou.

<K`shandra> You calling me a yahoo?

<DocWebstr> Nah. A Lycos, maybe. A Webcrawler, most definitely. But a Yahoo? Nah.



<DocWebstr> Jesus Christ.... the storm that's coming through knocked two fucking *SEMIS* over.

<K`shandra> Fuck me....

<DocWebstr> Okay. :)

* K`shandra drags DocWebstr off to a dark alcove... ;-)

<DocWebstr> Oh, GIVE me a straight line, why don't you? :)

<K`shandra> Darlin', they've been lining up around the block for a WEEK now, waiting for the chance - be thankful I gave you preference!



April 8



* Ikiru doesn't think anyone cares, so just curls up on something soft

* K`shandra enjoys being curled up upon. ;-)

* Ikiru oopses.

<Ikiru> ummm.

<Ikiru> i have to go. before i get embarrasseder.

<Ikiru> :)



April 9



* Lazarus slaps K`shandra around a bit with a large trout

<K`shandra> HEY!

<K`shandra> What I do to deserve that?

* K`shandra pouts prettily at laz.

<Lazarus> Oops/  Wrong button. :-)

* Lazarus kisses it better

<K`shandra> better than who?

<K`shandra> (oh, I'm an evil, evil girl)

<Lazarus> Better than anyone!  (No, I'm not conceited...)

<K`shandra> You're gonna have to prove that.

<Lazarus> Okay!

<Lazarus> :-)

<K`shandra> (gee, can you tell who's on the same server?)

<Lazarus> That sounded suspiciously like an invitation to me...

* K`shandra sits on one side of the lag chasm and waits for the rest of the world to tell us to get a room.

<Lazarus> Guess so. :-)

<Beki> kiri why? its all the entertainment some of  us are going to get :)

<Lazarus> Oooh, we're entertaining!

<K`shandra> And educational....

<Lazarus> Well, then!  Let's educate!



* K`shandra grabs her braid, pulls it over the top of her head, puts the end of it in her mouth and IRCs while looking around either side of it.

<K`shandra> I don't NEED booze to be this stupid. ;-)



* Callahan tosses a dart at the dartboard and scores 1.

* DocWebstr tosses a Callahan at the 1 and scores dartboard.



<Lazarus> :-P

<K`shandra> Watch where you point that thing - it might be loaded.

<Lazarus> Kiri: You hope!

<Lazarus> And I'm always very careful where I point it.

<Beki> never take seriously that which is poked at you in fun :)

* Lazarus agrees it's fun to poke that at certain people...



<FaxPaldin> Hello, FaxPaldin

<K`shandra> talking to yourself?

<FaxPaldin> Yeah, but I haven't started answering yet, so that's a good sign.. :-)

<K`shandra> *laugh*  It's only when you start to argue - and lose - that you have to worry.



April 10



<Lydia-> "Do not mess in the affairs of R*s, for they are horny and good with chocolate."
<dunc> R*, almost anything is good with chocolate...
* Lydia- gets up, grabs a piece of chocolate, and scurries over to dunc.
* Lydia- looks at dunc seductively, and slips the piece of chocolate in his mouth.
<dunc>  <childish grin>  hey there.

<Lydia-> But I'm *especially* good with chocolate.

* Liquor considers good chocolate worth eating wherever you find it.



April 11



* R* is gonna read her homework now.

<K`shandra> You can READ?

<R*> What, you think a body this good comes without a brain?

* K`shandra leans over and bites Doc.

<dunc > kiri has a brain.. now will you come?

<R*> No, I will not come.

* K`shandra pulls her glasses down to the end of her nose and Looks at Duncan

<dunc> darn... all those wasted strawberries.



* K`shandra looks around for a suitable pillow to thwap Duncan with.

* dunc was thwapped automatically as kiri looked around...

<K`shandra> d - and you loved every second of it, babe.



<K`shandra> Doc - You know, I came up with something I wanted to ask you for earlier - and it's gone right out of what laughingly passes for my brain.

<DocWebstr> Easy trip.

<K`shandra> Kiss my *entire* ass, Evans. ;-)

<Rose> i don't think he has enough time for that *)

<K`shandra> Rose - Wait till after the show in Denver.... ;-)

<Rose> kiri: no matter how hard you mop, you can only take off so many inches *)

<K`shandra> Rose - I didn't hear you complaining before....

<Rose> i'm not the one who has to kiss the whole thing, though *)



(more fun with bots)

<K`shandra> Mike, is it time to go to bed?

<Callahan> I don't know, K`shandra. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... [ Most Certainly ]

<K`shandra> Damn.

<ilanna> mike, should *I* go to bed now?

<Callahan> I don't know, ilanna. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... [ Yes ]

<K`shandra> Mike, should I go to bed *with* ilanna?

<Callahan> I don't know, K`shandra. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... "You don't really want to know that."

* ilanna laffs =)

* K`shandra pouts at the 8-Ball.

* Lazarus shakes his head.

<Lazarus> Mike, should I go to bed with Kiri and ilanna?

<Callahan> I don't know, Lazarus. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... "No question about it!"





April 12



<R*> bear with me, please.

<K`shandra> Rikihon, I'll happily bare with you...er...thatistosay.... ;-)



* K`shandra grabs a random patron and goes riding.

<K`shandra> (Go there.  I dare you.)

*** Lazarus is now known as Random





April 15



* LizziBabe realizes that she is starting to repeat herself. sorry

<K`shandra> Mike, get LizziBabe an echo chamber.

* Callahan gets LizziBabe an echo chamber, courtesy of K`shandra.





April 16



<R*> I am *not* a pricktease

<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)



<Lazarus> It' hard to goosestep when you're polkaing.



<Weyrdbird> Bill and Ted! Wayne and Garth! Mulder and Scully! I don't know :P!



* Callahan clasps his hand to his forehead and goes running out the door.

* Callahan returns with a bucket of kippers.

<LizziBabe> Mike, what are the kippers for?

<Callahan> Dammit, LizziBabe! I'm a bot, not a relational database!

<K`shandra> Mike, are you expecting Ace Rimmer for breakfast?

<Callahan> I don't know, K`shandra. Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball...

<Callahan> ...The Magic 8-Ball says ... "The number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again later."



* Magenta grabs her brother's beltbuckle and pulls him out of the window...

* RiffRaff shrinks

<Magenta> (gee, last time I grabbed Riff's belt buckle, he grew....)



<BradMajrs> goddammit to hell and back in a basket of cherries



<Magenta> What crawled up *his* ass and died?  (wait, I don't wanna know)

<Brad> maggie: whatever it was, you can bet he forgot to declaw it first



(Fun With Bots - the sequel)

<Magenta> Mike, bite me.

<Callahan> Got a favorite spot, Magenta? Ralph *does* take requests.



<FrnkNFrtr> Rocky - Is Brooklyn as bad as it's made out to be? It almost couldn't be. :)



* Magenta rolls on the floor with the invisible Columbia.

* Magenta would have more luck trying to fuck the blowdryer, she thinks.



* FrnkNFrtr blinks... Did I just say that?

<Magenta> Frank - Yes, you did.  And no, I don't blame you.



* Magenta wonders how it is that riff's beating her to all her lines tonight....

<FrnkNFrtr> I never thought I'd hear you complain about someone beating you to *anything*.

<Magenta> Frank - *to* things, yes.  WITH things, no.



(Okay - y'all *knew* I was going to have to post a bit of "K&D being nauseatingly cute" sooner or later)

* Magenta y*wns

* riffraff covers magenta's yawn.

<Magenta> mmmf!

<riffraff> ouch!

<Magenta> (ouch?)

<riffraff>   (you weren't supposed to complete the yawn while being stifled..)

<Magenta> (shall I kiss it better?)

<riffraff>    (i hope so...)



* R* smells like food.

<K`shandra> Rik - does that mean we can...oh, nevermind.





April 19



<Lazarus> So lay off and I might make it worth your while.

<Lazarus> :-)

<K`shandra> worth my while, eh?  methinks laying would definitely enter the equation.... ;-)

<Lazarus> Oh shit!  I didn't study for the math!



<Lazarus> Someone gave me a penny for my thoughts, and I hadda give 'em change...



<Lazarus> socorro: You don't wanna know what's in my mind.  just ask Kiri. ;-)

<socorro> ok. kiri.... what's in laz's mind?

<K`shandra> socorro - An economy-sized bottle of AstroGlide, for starters....





April 20



* socorro restarts her stream bc of net congestion, and starts putting body lotion on her body...not that you guys needed that last bit of info...

<K`shandra> No - but you're going to get a *lot* of offers for assistance, now. ;-)



<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.





April 22



<K`shandra> Folx, the Sniper has requested my presence to come watch Titanic with him. (Yes, my husband is developing a fondness for romantic movies. I'm looking for the pod, I assure you.)



<Eddiee> Laz: You Can't Crash Linux

<cygnet> Eddiee: Sure you can. You just need to be more determined and clever than with Mickeysoft products. :)



<K`shandra> Now, where was I?

<LizzieB> umm , kissing me? </hopefully>

<K`shandra> LizzieB - that could be arranged.... ;-)



April 23



(K`shandra's breaking in a new Riff....)

* M`genta grabs her brother's belt buckle and pulls him out of the frame.

* Riff melts

<M`genta> (Hi!)

* Riff likes this part of the movie SOOO much more now

<Riff> (that would explain why Riff's walking funny in the next scene)

<M`genta> (Careful, Riff - there's a *reason* Duncan's not here tonight. *vbeg*)



* Riff can't find a Janet tonight, so he attempts to remove Magenta's dress ...

<M`genta> (Later, darling....)



<M`genta> (get out of my BRAIN, Evans!)

<FrnkNFrtr> (And into your pants, presumably?)

<M`genta> (Take a goddamned number.)



(and then there are those moments when the chan-op commentary is better than what's going on in-channel....)

-M`genta- So, do I *tell* Duncan about what I've been doing while he's gone? *laugh*

-FrnkNFrtr- At a wild guess, I'd say... uh.. *NO*. :)

-Rose- send him a log *)

-FrnkNFrtr- Oh, I'm sure he'll have one before the weekend is over. (pause) Of the channel, of course. *HALO*



<Riff> I'd like to suck out her cream filling!

<M`genta> (Riff - name the time and place)

<Riff> (Don't tempt me like that)

<M`genta> (is there some way you'd rather I tempted you?)



* M`genta follows her brother down the aisle, trying not to check out his ass and failing.

* Riff wiggles his butt.

<M`genta> (*smile* All my Riffs are *so* well-trained....)





April 25



<DocWebstr> Du - Heh. "Number 27.. the naughty bits of Reginald Mauldin".

* Duluoz thinks doc can keep the naughty bits of Reginald Maudlin :)

<Duluoz> in a box.... under the sink.....

<ilanna> behind a deadbolt with the key tossed in the ocean?



<ilanna> Thanks mike, can cygnet come to? 

<Riff> come to what?

<KBKitchen> Riff - his senses, perhaps?



<Duluoz> heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny.......

<socorro> but i thought his name was clay....

<Riff> Soon, it will be mud.





April 26



(We were talking about Impossible Cheeseburger Pie.  No, really.  It went rapidly downhill from there....)

<K`shandra> El - I think I am gonna go back to the store for ground beast...and an actual piepan this time. ;-)

* K`shandra has been making it in 8" squares.

* LazNite wants to see Kiri "make it" in an 8" square.

<K`shandra> Laz - Simple.  Take my partner-of-choice, and do it once facing each of the cardinal directions. ;-)

<LazNite> Kiri: Okay, but I still wanna see it.  'Specially if I'm the partner of choice...

<K`shandra> Laz - Do you fit the qualifications?

<cygnet> Kiri: And the qualifications are? :)

<K`shandra> Well, for an 8" square, one requires 8", no?



<DocWebstr> When we had our first big snowstorm of the winter, it was like a foot and some, total. One of the local jocks cracked that it was the first time anyone around here had seen anything white and over six inches.



(Does it surprise *anyone* that we were discussing vibrators in-channel?)

<ilanna> wont' cut and paste..just got to www.goodvibes.com/toys/batvibs.html#contours

<DocWebstr> *BLINK*

<DocWebstr> My mind envisioned ..... WEIRD things after seeing "batvibs".

<DocWebstr> "Quick, Robin! To the BAT-VIBRATOR!"

<DocWebstr> Gives a whole new meaning to "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed", don't it?



<Lazarus__> Fucking servers

<Beki> no thanks.. i don't want to fuck a server.. i prefer men.. i am weird that way

<K`shandra> How do you get 'em to do that, Laz? ;-)

<Beki> kiri lots of ky?

<Beki> but those square edges.. OUCH!!!



<R*> C'mon, baby, SPREAD!!!!!!!!

* Beki hopes rik was talking about peanut butter :)

<Lazarus_> I bet Rik's making toast again.

<R*> Nope.

* R* giggles.

* R* shows everyone her orange, which looks like a vulva.

<K`shandra> Rik - you're demented, you know? ;-)

<R*> Kiri: one word.

<K`shandra> yes?

<R*> DUH.





April 27



(Lizzi - this one's going on a mug, or in a .sig, or somewhere....)

<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing.  sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get



* LazNite thinks he's come up with the answer to the problem at hand.

<K`shandra> Laz - This is me not going there. ;-)

* Duluoz checks his hand

<Duluoz> more jello?



<K`shandra> Re, troops.

* Duluoz stands at attention

<K`shandra> Why, Du - I didn't know you cared! *Leer*



<DocWebstr> Should I be worried that I can't seem to put away metal frying pans without whanging myself in the head with them?

<K`shandra> Nah.  Not like you're going to damage anything, is it?





April 28



* Lazarus_ throws a bucket of water on DocNFurter

<Lazarus_> (Sorry, you were flaming.)

<DocNFurtr> *groan*

*** DocNFurtr is now known as DocWebstr

<DocWebstr> The only real surprise is that it took someone that long to do that gag. :)



<DocWebstr> I'm told Sniper does a rather convincing queen. :)

<Lazarus_> Kiri needs to become a rather convincing queen, then.



<K`shandra> Can't hit that high note, though.  My throat's still too thrashed from this weekend.

<Lazarus_> In bed!

* K`shandra pulls her glasses down to the end of her nose and Looks at Laz - and just WHAT was that supposed to be attached to?

<Lazarus_> You. :-)

<K`shandra> Me?  In bed?  How pedestrian....

<K`shandra> On the *dresser*, maybe.

<Lazarus_> Yeah, but if I said where really, no one else would have got it.

<Lazarus_> Pedestrian?  In the crosswalk?

<K`shandra> o/` Why don't we do it in the road.... o/`

<Lazarus_> Good thought...



<Lazarus_> Awwww, baby, I KNOW what you like!

<Lazarus_> </Bopper>

<K`shandra> Laz - *laugh* That's simple.  I like someone with a pulse.

<Lazarus_> That would be me. :-)

<Beki> kiri i thought you liked them good looking too? :) 

* _duncan goes bo-bom.  bo-bom.  bo-bom.

<Lazarus_> That might cut me out.

<K`shandra> ...and a sweet smile, and a nice ass, and strong arms, and...and...and....

<Lazarus_> Well, so much for me...



<Lazarus_> (I don't like to monopolize the conversation...)

<K`shandra> (so Twister it instead)

* K`shandra looks at one of her pictures from this weekend and chuckles. "Right foot, BLUE!"

<Beki> kiri you didn't play nekkid twister did you?

<K`shandra> Beki - D'you think I'd take *pictures*?

<Lazarus> Kiri: Sure.

<Beki> kiri i dunno :) probably not while your tangled up in a twister game but who knows? :)

<K`shandra> Nekkid pictures of me, sure.  Nekkid pictures of me playing Twister, I don't think so.

<socorro> kiri, if you have naked pics of you, i wanna see!!!!

<K`shandra> I don't.  Yet.

<Lazarus> Yet.  She said Yet!

* _duncan will have to get a camera.

* Lazarus HAS a camera.

<K`shandra> Laz - Sorry, babe - he's closer.

<K`shandra> (and knows what my good side is already)



<Lazarus> !!

<K`shandra> Laz - more like _/\!/\_

<_duncan> k'shandra.. that looks like a picture of a gransvestits seen from his own perspective.

<_duncan>   (the word i didn't type right was transvestite)

* K`shandra is NOT gonna ask Duncan how he'd know that....

* K`shandra is also not going to ask herself how she knew what he was trying to spell.



* Lazarus *hugs* all around

* K`shandra is all 'round, therefore Laz must be hugging her. ;-)





April 30



<K`shandra> Morning, d.  *hugs, kisses, and other stuff I won't mention but these other pervs can probably figure out* ;-)

<ilanna> oh these pervs will prolly go BEYOND that stuff =)

<cygnet> Kiri: Really? You use gummi bears?

<Duluoz> where did you find all that jello?

<K`shandra> cyg - we ran out of Peeps one night.

<cygnet> Kiri: Ah! *nodnod*

<ilanna> "now where did i put those edible fingerpaints??"



* __duncan remembers doing the time warp with my uncle's girlfriend at my sister's wedding...

* M`genta falls completely out of character and stares at Duncan. "I can picture that. Fear me."



*** __duncan is now known as _duncan

* M`genta leans over and smooches duncan-with-a-smaller-tail. "How are the salt mines treating you tonight, anyway?"

* FrnkNFrtr doesn't really need to know about the size of duncan's tail, thanks. *ahem* :)

<M`genta> but it's such a NICE tail....

*** _duncan is now known as ___duncan

<___duncan> :P

* M`genta glares at the smart-ass - for five whole seconds. Then she bursts into giggles.



<FrnkNFrtr> (Get outta my head, Berry! :))

<M`genta> (why?  I'm comfy!)

<FrnkNFrtr> (Damn straight you are.)

<M`genta> (I am not damn straight!)

<M`genta> (I'm curvy.)