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Biographies of the Wired and Untamed Things castmembers
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The Unholy Trinity
The Wired and Untamed Things are masterminded by a "ruling" triumvirate known colloquially as the Unholy Trinity, currently made up of the three founders of the Rocky Horror Internet Show.
Kirsten M. Berry (Chief Pain-In-The-Ass/Magenta) got involved with Rocky Horror some ten years ago, and has never looked back, for fear something might be gaining on her.... Her RL credits include Deputy Cast Leader/Lead Trannie/Magenta (as well as two memorable - to her, anyway - performances as Frank) for Erotic Nightmares of Palo Alto, CA, Magenta/Trannie with Malicious Intent of San Francisco, and Trannie/Dr. Scott for Cosmic Light of San Mateo, CA. (She hopes that the subsequent closures of all three theatres is coincidental.) Kirsten was also fortunate to have guest-performed with Denver's Dynamic Tension in July 1999 as part of "Project Live/Wired" (a far-too-cute name for which she accepts all responsibility).
Currently a resident of San Francisco, Kirsten lists her goal in Rocky as "sleeping with every major character at least once." (Four down, five to go....) Applications, including sexual preference, primary parts played, and any show-related fetishes are currently being accepted at DarkPhoenyx@yahoo.com.
Clay Evans (AFJ [Audio File Jockey] Extraordinaire/Frank), aka DocWebstr, aka DocNFurtr, aka !)*(@_)#*&) has been involved with Rocky Horror in one form or another for slightly under ten years. Real life wise, credits include performing as damned near every single character at one point or another in Louisville, Kentucky's cast. Get a few drinks in him and he'll tell you about the reason he quit playing Doctor Scott.
Ironically enough, Doc now lives in Columbia (Missouri), where there is no Rocky to be found apart from a once a year show at the university to benefit the women's rugby team. Hence being at least partially responsible for this splendid madness called The Rocky Horror Internet Show.
Please send bra size, tapes of The Goon Show, and donations of string to firstname.lastname@example.org. Tiddly pong.
Right! 'Round the back for the ol' brandy, dere!
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Rose Platt (Webmistress/Lead [and usually only] Trannie/Janet/Crim/Trixie) first encountered Rocky when she entered the wrong theater while looking for a revival showing of "The Sound of Music." Not realizing her mistake until well into the second half of the movie, she became so entranced by the mystery and magic of RHPS - possibly aided by her shock at realizing that fully half of the audience members were graduates of her high school - that she went out the next day and held up seven different Salvation Army stores in search of the perfect Janet dress. Her offline credits (if any of this can be said to be to her credit) include directing both productions of the Buck's Rocky Horror Picture Show while working at Buck's Rock Summer Camp and guest performances as Frank (Buck's Rocky '99), Janet (with the Denver Dynamic Tension cast as part of "Project Live/Wired"), and Trixie (with the NYC cast and the help of the amazing floating bikini). She has also acquired small amounts of fame for putting together a nearly-complete set of Janet gear in under three months and converting uncounted numbers of teenagers to the worship of Tim Curry.
When not onstage or online, she can usually be found screaming herself hoarse in the 8th row left aisle seat at NYC RHPS performances, nagging her fellow RHISers to send her bios for this page, and bowing down to her altar to Kiki the ferret. Any information on where to obtain a cheap pair of white leather Mary Janes in U.S. size 8 should be directed to email@example.com, as should any semblance of raving approval for the RHIS and RF-C websites.
We are simply his... servants.
The rest of the cast (in no particular order)
Our other castmembers have yet to see fit to enlighten us with biographical
information. But this'll change soon, right, guys? RIGHT?
Cheryl Braverman (hnybny/bunnicula/Columbia/Janet) has been involved with RHPS for just about 16 years now and is a solid fan.
Having spent the first 27 years of her life in Massachusetts, the Harvard Square production was a monthly (or more) addiction for 12 of those years. She was only ever involved in a RL cast back in the mid 80's when she was a tech for the Boston production. While on wait for an opening part the director quit and off went Cheryl's application with her.
She's lived in Massachusetts, Florida, Georgia and now Colorado where she indulges her passion at Denver's Dynamic Tension show. She was Trixie in our guest performance with said show in 1999 with "Project Live/Wired," which is featured in the October 1999 issue of Crazed Imaginations.
She is famous for her PVC wear, long hair, big eyes and curvy figure and hopes to perform yet again with Denver's show RL in the future. Until then she can be found with the Wired and Untamed Things.
Please send proposals (of any sort), Red Dwarf tape collections, cult movie memorabilia and naughty pics to firstname.lastname@example.org and check out her weird webpage at http://home.earthlink.net/~cherbrav.
Daniel Dillman (Lazarus/Rocky/just sitting in either the FrontRow or BackRow) has only been involved with RHIS, and not RHPS at all. Yup, guess some would say that makes him a VIRGIN! But he did get his cherry most sincerely and thoroughly popped by the Wired and Untamed Things cast. Unlike most of these rich wierdos (yay rich wierdos!), he has minimal desire to perform onstage; he'd rather do the tech work and perform backstage! (By the way, we need a more comfortable couch back there for performing, donations accepted....)
Coming from the relatively conservative and religious central Minnesota, Daniel had no real opportunity to be a part of RHPS while growing up. They closed that theater when he was just a young'un.... So, he spent his time waiting by joining the Navy and seeing the world, and getting more education. He currently functions in the above-mentioned roles, and occasionally as backup stream runner when DocNFurtr wants a night off.
LizziBabe (Columbia/Magenta) (Sarah Barlow aka LizziBabe, LusciousLizzi, Babe the Wonderbitch) is a veteran of the Rocky Horror Internet Show. She has played almost every part in the RHIS with the exception of Brad. Of all the parts she has played, she enjoys Columbia ("That B***! He gets picky every time i think i'm gonna get some!") and Magenta ("Oh my brother, he's so fine, he's so fine he blows my mind, Hey Riffy! Hey Riffy!") with Frankie ("Okay, I've got the strap-on. Assume the Position!") a close third. Her first live experience with RHPS was the Rocky in Harvard Square, Boston in 1998. She has watched the video umpteen kajillion times, but still has to refer to her AP script for every RHIS. She is very well known amongst a small group of IRC'ers and is quite proud of that fact. She is a wickedly funny creature, and considers goofiness to be a state of the divine.
She lives in the back mining hills of Virginia (that's South of the Mason/Dixon line, y'all!) where the nearest Rocky is a half hour away at Virginia Tech twice a year. She isnt part of the cast, but thoroughly enjoys whacking people on the ass, and openly admiring the half clad women w/o danger of being chased by Significant Others of same.
Eleri (yes, she has a given name, but no one calls her that!), Da Buggy and Mighty Lap Huntress, has never officially been de-virginized, having gone straight from RHPS virgin to RHPS cast, where she stood in for a bit part once or twice so many years ago, she's forgotten most of the lines. Thus her place as the RHIS Unofficial Permanant Audience, occasionally BS'ing her way through a part when no one who really knows it is around. Mostly she limits herself to comments and quips about the assets of the Other Cast Members, and Preying On Laps...no lap is safe from this Huntress.
She currently resides far enough away from a regular RHPS that she never goes, with her two Spice, her Mini-Buggy and a couple of furthings.
Jessie (socorro/Frank) was born and raised in Brooklyn, the youngest of 3 daughters. She is of Puerto Rican descent and considers herself a lapsed Catholic. She is currently single with no children (exceppt for 2 cats). She showers her godchild/niece with all her parental urges. She is a semi-regular of the NYC RHPS but has yet to play a part IRL. A committed member of the online cast, she is a jack of all trades: boys, girls and Magenta.
Laura (Josette/Janette) is the oldest of 6 children born and raised in Roanoke, Virginia. She was a member of the now defunct cast there as Magenta for about a year. She has lived in Brooklyn for 6 years and considers herself fully transplanted until she realizes she'll never lose the southern drawl. She is married with two children and attends the NYC cast on the rare occasion that she can pry herself away from home to do it. In her so-called spare time, she watches entirely too much sports on television and considers watching a Yankee game while on IRC to be multi-tasking.
Darryl L. Spurlock (docspur, spur, Brad, Eddie, screamer): spur's first encounter with the RHPS was after he had moved to Florida in 1980. A co-worker took him to a midnight show in Sarasota and spur was hooked. He was a regular backrow kind of guy until he moved back to Southeast Missouri in '86 where he found a distinct lack of anything Rocky. He did find that the local university held Rocky on Halloween...but even though the small cast tried to get things going, the crowd continued to yell "sit down & shut up...we're trying to watch the movie." spur left at halftime never to return.
Then one day back in '97 spur found #callahans...and eventually #rf-callahans, the basement of #c. In #c and #rf-c spur found the freedom to be himself (sometimes obnoxious and full of Holy Grail and Blazing Saddles quotes). spur spent most of '98 in the backrow, spouting AP lines and getting to know everyone. His first role was a guest appearance as Eddie and then Brad. In '99 spur was voted onto the cast of the Wired and Untamed things as a permanant Asshole.
spur now spends his time trying to think of new lines...mostly those to let Janet know that even though she gets screwed first it's him that Frank gives a present to. He is also sharpening his skills as an online dj, doing his streams during the workday... his specialties being late 60s, 70s, and 80s music.
So, check out spur and the rest of the crew at #rf-callahans and maybe you'll find out why he has a thing for Preferred Stock & PIG and why it took #c and #rf-c to bring the *screamer* out into the open. :) (All inquiries can be directed to email@example.com. Please enclose a pic and shoe size. Uniforms preferred but not required.)
Cathy Raymond (Delirium^) (cast swing, Advertising Contact) has been involved in Rocky since she was forcibly devirginized during NYC's Gay Pride Parade in 1991. It's 10 years and way too many performances later! She's been the cast manager for three casts: Absolute Pleasure in Poughkeepsie (Poughkeepsie, NY); Absolute Insanity (was Inside Insanity) in Pearl River, NY; and Slurpee Sluts. In various casts, she's played every part but Columbia and Brad. Her performances of Frank are so well known she is frequently requested by casts all over the East Coast as a guest performer. She's also broached the play/movie border by playing a Phantom/Female Swing in the Rocky Horror Show. She stumbled into RHIS and is loving every minute of it--all of the raucous, none of the black lipstick on the pillowcase the morning after!
Brad, please... let's get out of here.
Rose made you--and she can break you just as easily!
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